34th ♫ | even if a thousand nights pass, i'll stay by your side

[mytarget]

A WHOLESOME SFW SHIPPING CMO

(Cliffnotes cheatsheet for OCs included below)

BB | Fate/ M/F, F/F	Bryn Pendragon | OC M/F, F/F
Brynhildr | Fate/ M/F, F/F	Caelina Gwynlaw | OC F/F, M/F
Erina Estival | OC F/F	Honoka Kousaka | Love Live F/F, M/F
Kyouko Kougami | OC F/F	Sophie Summerhelm | OC M/F, F/F
Yuri | DDLC M/F, F/F	μ | The Caligula Effect F/F, M/F

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Comments

[in4apounding]

Concussion Station is the worst public transport service.

[It might be a dumb metaphor, but dang if she isn't willing to try running with it.]

[Erina might be able to walk, but. Penny just kind of. Places a supporting hand on her back.]

I appreciate the warning! And I'll catch you if you look like you're about to hurt any bystanders.

[zweihandler]

In general, or with my girlish swooning? Like, if I pick a fight with some rando because he looked at me funny, are you still gonna leash me or just let me go unhinged? Important questions.

[ Talking a bunch of dumb shit is how she keeps her composure in front of cute girls. ]

[in4apounding]

With the swooning. If you're picking a fight with someone they're probably a jerk and deserve getting beaten up by both of us.

[There is no flower holding here, there is only asskicking.]

I mean unless it's a misunderstanding because of the concussion? Or it looks like you're actually going to kill someone. Or hurt yourself, also because of the concussion.

[zweihandler]

Dude, you're so ready to fight like, all the time, I dig it. [ said as if Erina herself is not always squaring up for a fight. ] But no big, I'm not ready to go swinging at any fools just yet. I'll let you know if that changes.

[ A thoughtful hum as she thinks it over again. ]

You really think I could get myself wrecked?

[in4apounding]

I am always combat ready.

[Said with just a hint of pride.]

Maybe? I know you're really, really strong, but there's always the possibility of someone stronger. ...Also you were just about to puke and possibly faint, that makes it slightly more likely than usual.

But if it happens it'll happen to both of us because I'm not letting anyone wreck you without going through me first!

[Penny maybe don't sound so cheerful about that last part.]

[zweihandler]

Oh my god, I have a hot bodyguard. This rules. I'm feeling so important and also protected right now.

[ ERINA, FOCUS NOW FLIRT LATER ]

[in4apounding]

You're VERY important and extremely protected! But it's because I'm your friend, not your bodyguard.

[Though honestly for Penny it's close to being the same thing.]

[And hang on, there was something possibly important in there.]

Hot?

1/2

[zweihandler]

[ An extremely long pause as Erina mentally replays the words that just came out of her own mouth. ]

[zweihandler]

I didn't say that. Nope. Absolutely not.

[in4apounding]

No, you definitely did.

[You cannot escape this that easily, Erina.]

[But Penny stops, placing the back of on hand on Erina's forehead for a minute.]

....I can't actually feel temperature well enough to tell if you're feverish. But the concussion must be pretty bad.

[Or maybe you can.]

[zweihandler]

I warned you!

[ Erina's voice cracks. She's totally fine. Nothing for you to worry about, Penny. ]

I'm concussed as shit! Don't listen to a goddamn thing I say. I'm making zero sense. Assume anything I say between now and being diagnosed with not concussed anymore is redacted.

[ She's talking a lot for someone who's saying "don't listen to me", huh. ]

[in4apounding]

Wouldn't that also include you saying to ignore what you're saying?

[She is. So confused right now.]

[zweihandler]

... Shit, I don't know. Now I'm confused.

[ More than she already was. ]

Maybe I should just get a clean bill of health before I say more words.

[in4apounding]

I think with a concussion you need to keep saying words?

[Or is that when you're stuck out in freezing temperatures.]

But! I'll take anything you say in the spirit intended. I know you wouldn't want to endanger our friendship.

[zweihandler]

Right. Cool.

[ Do your best not to say anything Critically Gay to the cute girl, Erina. ]

So does this mean I can say any kind of gay shit I want and I won't get held accountable?

[ what did i JUST SAY ]

[in4apounding]

Of course! I would never hold happy things against you even if you weren't concussed.

[She pauses for just a second before leaning in and whispering with an edge of conspiracy in her voice.]

That was a joke. Because gay can also mean happy. But I know what you really meant.

The actual answer is the same though.

[zweihandler]

[ Jesus Christ. Penny is so goddamn cute, Erina can barely stand it. So obviously, there's only one reasonable response here.

She drops both her hands onto Penny's shoulders and gives a brief squeeze. ]

Penny, you're the ideal woman. Even if you forget all my other punchdrunk bullshit, never forget that.

[in4apounding]

[Well gosh fudging darnit if Penny weren't nursing a crush already she sure is now. She's gonna need a minute.]

Oh. Um.








Thanks.

[nailed it]

I mean. No, that means a lot, really, and I promise I definitely WON'T forget it.

[She's kind of babbling.]

And- you're really a good. Ideal. Woman person. Too. ...and I still don't think anything you say is bullshit but if you say it is I'll believe you.

[zweihandler]

Tight. Glad we could have this talk, Polendina.

[ Erina sort of... gives her shoulders a shake, then nods to herself like she really nailed that social interaction and turns on her heel to stride purposefully off with the unshakable confidence of someone who is definitely not heading in the right direction.

There she go... ]

[in4apounding]

Yes! Sensational.

[That is almost certainly neither the way to the infirmary nor their quarters, but there she go.]

[And so does Penny, because apparently this is just what's happening now. They might need some help.]

[zweihandler]

[ Excellent. Just how things should be.

The two of them carry on in companionable silence for a moment before Erina sort of tilts her head and rather casually pipes up: ]

So, uh– where are we heading now, again?

[in4apounding]

Oh.

[Hm.]

Either the infirmary or our rooms, but the you had somewhere else you decided to go?

[That's what happened, right.]

[zweihandler]

Oh, shit, really? Uh, I was just following you, so...

[ .... erina.......... you were the one who started walking first. ]

[in4apounding]

...I have failed in my duties as a hot bodyguard.

[That is clearly an objectively correct assessment of what happened, what do you mean.]

[zweihandler]

You really think? I'd say you're still doing pretty good at the hot part.