34th ♫ | even if a thousand nights pass, i'll stay by your side

[mytarget]

A WHOLESOME SFW SHIPPING CMO

(Cliffnotes cheatsheet for OCs included below)

BB | Fate/ M/F, F/F	Bryn Pendragon | OC M/F, F/F
Brynhildr | Fate/ M/F, F/F	Caelina Gwynlaw | OC F/F, M/F
Erina Estival | OC F/F	Honoka Kousaka | Love Live F/F, M/F
Kyouko Kougami | OC F/F	Sophie Summerhelm | OC M/F, F/F
Yuri | DDLC M/F, F/F	μ | The Caligula Effect F/F, M/F

Shameless Shipping Meme Prompts ❤ Fluff Scenario Meme Prompts ❤ Affectionate Physical Contact Meme Prompts ❤

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[in4apounding]

Wait, do YOU want it to be a date?

[did that just happen, this is nothing like her romance novels]

[zweihandler]

Hell yeah, I do! Why the hell else would I ask you on a date if I didn't?

[ A pause. ]

Wait.

Who asked who on a date?

[in4apounding]

Um- I called it a date first, but I don't know if that counts?

[Erina is concussed and Penny has no idea how to romance, this is the worst case scenario.]

And then you said- hm. I think maybe we both did kind of at the same time?

[zweihandler]

[ And yet, they've made more progress in the last five minutes than they have in the entire time they've known each other. ]

Okay, okay. Tight. So it was a whole mutual thing, I got you.

[ She nods, like that really answered the question at hand. ]

Fuck, though. New problem: If we both asked first, then who pays?

[in4apounding]

Oh, hm.

[Honestly Penny's not sure who's supposed to pay normally when going out, dating in general is an entirely new field to her.]

You just got badly concussed, so I should probably pay? It'd feel kind of wrong, otherwise, even once you're better.

[do they even use money here, it is a mystery]

[zweihandler]

Holy crap. If being concussed gets me dates with cute girls who pay, I should get concussed more often.

[ YOU ABSOLUTELY SHOULD NOT!!! ]

[in4apounding]

What? No! Please do not concuss yourself, you could absolutely get dates with actual- I mean, you know, with girls who will. Actually pay. Without hurting yourself.

[zweihandler]

Penny, I lie about a lot of things but let's you and me not pretend that I am never gonna get concussed again. I'm not smart and I like hitting things. It's inevitable. It's gonna happen.

[in4apounding]

You're plenty smart.

[So help her Erina she's gonna love and tolerate the shit out of you until you stop self-deprecating.]

[Hi pot, this is kettle, etc.]

Just don't do it intentionally? Please?

[zweihandler]

You can be dumb and smart at the same time, Penny. I could have an IQ of five hundred thousand and I would still be the dumbest motherfucker alive.

[ Then she huffs, giving her shoulders a big ol' shrug. ]

But I won't get beat up, okay? Not if it wigs you out.

[in4apounding]

As long as you're not actually trying to lose and get hurt.

[Just fight back when someone's kicking your shit in and it's all good, apparently.]

[She gives Erina's shoulder a small squeeze.]

And I really do promise you don't need to be concussed to be worth dating. You're really brave and strong and kind and I'm glad to have you as a friend. Or- a date friend? I guess?

1/2

[zweihandler]

[ A long pause. ]

Oh my God, I'm concussed?! When did that happen?

[zweihandler]

Okay, that was just a goof. I know I'm concussed.

[in4apounding]

What- oh.

[There's just a second's delay, and then Penny just gross snort-laughs like it's the funniest thing she's ever heard.]

[When she recovers-]

Erina, that was a little mean.

[zweihandler]

Penny, I'm always mean. This isn't news. Have you never noticed before?

[ She waggles her eyebrows. The head trauma... has definitely shaken something loose. ]

[in4apounding]

No?

[She genuinely has not.]

Wait, does mean mean something else here? Because you joke a lot but you've always been really nice.

[zweihandler]

Well, yeah, of course I'm nice to you. I'm always nice to cute girls.

[ said ASTONISHINGLY matter-of-factly ]

[in4apounding]

You actually think I'm cute?

[penny she called you hot less than an hour ago]

[zweihandler]

[ with deadly seriousness: ]

All girls are cute, Penny.

[ A pause. ]

But yeah, you're like, way above average cute.

[in4apounding]

Oh.

[Oh.]

I don't think anyone's told me that before.

I mean, my father told me I was pretty, but. You know. Not like that.

[dot dot dot]

You know you are too, right? I mean. Above average. Cute. Pretty. Good.

[zweihandler]

Who, me? Yeah, I'm a babe. I have eyes, and I've seen mirrors.

[ I have never in my life once pretended that Erina is classy or modest. I don't know what you expected. ]

Honestly, you want to hear my conspiracy theory? I don't know what it is, but like... all girls who can fight are hot as hell. It's wild.

[in4apounding]

I think that might be less of a conspiracy theory and more a personal preference.

[u rite tho]

...Do you want to. Um. Hold hands? On the way to the infirmary. That's a thing we could do. I mean we already could, but I think it's a little different now? Just if you want.

[zweihandler]

[ Erina doesn't actually answer verbally, she just takes Penny's hand with the air of someone who is trying way, way harder than they need to be to act casual and therefore is not acting casual in the slightest. ]

Sorry, you were saying? Couldn't hear you over the euphoria of holding hands.

[ i n c r e d i b l e ]

[in4apounding]

[dot dot dot]

I ASKED IF YOU WANTED TO- oh, wait. I see.

[Penny laughs a little, twining her fingers through Erina's.]