34th ♫ | even if a thousand nights pass, i'll stay by your side

[mytarget]

A WHOLESOME SFW SHIPPING CMO

(Cliffnotes cheatsheet for OCs included below)

BB | Fate/ M/F, F/F	Bryn Pendragon | OC M/F, F/F
Brynhildr | Fate/ M/F, F/F	Caelina Gwynlaw | OC F/F, M/F
Erina Estival | OC F/F	Honoka Kousaka | Love Live F/F, M/F
Kyouko Kougami | OC F/F	Sophie Summerhelm | OC M/F, F/F
Yuri | DDLC M/F, F/F	μ | The Caligula Effect F/F, M/F

Shameless Shipping Meme Prompts ❤ Fluff Scenario Meme Prompts ❤ Affectionate Physical Contact Meme Prompts ❤

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[in4apounding]

Really? We could check in the dining hall, there would probably be someone willing to have a sparring match.

[penny no]

[zweihandler]

Okay, as much as it fucking agonizes me to say we shouldn't go beat up some dudes, I should probably be a responsible human and go see a doctor first. But once I'm diagnosed with not dying, I absolutely want to see you go ham on some clowns.

[ is she speaking metaphorically?? does she mean real clowns???? the world may never know. ]

[in4apounding]

Does it have to be a clown? Because Gamzee is- a bit odd. But I don't think he enjoys fighting and just beating him up seems a little mean?

[this is my most cursed tag I'm so sorry]

[zweihandler]

[ i hate it so much. thank you! ]

Anyone who bases their entire personality around being an actual clown deserves to get their ass kicked. The facepaint is basically just a humongous target so fists know where to punch.

[in4apounding]

If you say so? But- hm.

[She hesitates for just a second before continuing.]

He's always either really calm even when he's fighting or- you know, throwing a really foul-mouthed tantrum. It's kind of. Creepy. I'd rather fight someone who's having fun too.

[zweihandler]

Huh. You got a point, I guess.

[ After another uncharacteristically thoughtful pause, she says– ]

Okay, new plan. Once I'm all patched up, how about you and me throw some hands?

[in4apounding]

That would be sensational. Once you've got the all-clear, it's a date. ...That's how you say it, right? Like- just making plans.

[zweihandler]

[ A gleeful and definitely super concussed snicker. ]

Oh my god, are we going on a date? Penny, that's gay.

[ i promise this is NOT a gagtag ]

[in4apounding]

[She gives this very serious consideration before answering.]

I guess it could be? Would that fall under hot bodyguard duties? I'm not sure how the modifier affects things. Or- wait, no, we're ignoring that, right, sorry. I guess that makes it not a date?

[These are serious questions.]

[zweihandler]

Anything can be gay if you want it to be. Don't let the man control you. Gay rights, baby.

[ i fucking WISH this was a gagtag. ]

It's DEFINITELY a date. If I say "it's not a date" or any dumb shit like that later, tell me my own dumb ass said it was a date and if I've got a problem with that, take it up with my own dumb ass.

[in4apounding]

Wait, do YOU want it to be a date?

[did that just happen, this is nothing like her romance novels]

[zweihandler]

Hell yeah, I do! Why the hell else would I ask you on a date if I didn't?

[ A pause. ]

Wait.

Who asked who on a date?

[in4apounding]

Um- I called it a date first, but I don't know if that counts?

[Erina is concussed and Penny has no idea how to romance, this is the worst case scenario.]

And then you said- hm. I think maybe we both did kind of at the same time?

[zweihandler]

[ And yet, they've made more progress in the last five minutes than they have in the entire time they've known each other. ]

Okay, okay. Tight. So it was a whole mutual thing, I got you.

[ She nods, like that really answered the question at hand. ]

Fuck, though. New problem: If we both asked first, then who pays?

[in4apounding]

Oh, hm.

[Honestly Penny's not sure who's supposed to pay normally when going out, dating in general is an entirely new field to her.]

You just got badly concussed, so I should probably pay? It'd feel kind of wrong, otherwise, even once you're better.

[do they even use money here, it is a mystery]

[zweihandler]

Holy crap. If being concussed gets me dates with cute girls who pay, I should get concussed more often.

[ YOU ABSOLUTELY SHOULD NOT!!! ]

[in4apounding]

What? No! Please do not concuss yourself, you could absolutely get dates with actual- I mean, you know, with girls who will. Actually pay. Without hurting yourself.

[zweihandler]

Penny, I lie about a lot of things but let's you and me not pretend that I am never gonna get concussed again. I'm not smart and I like hitting things. It's inevitable. It's gonna happen.

[in4apounding]

You're plenty smart.

[So help her Erina she's gonna love and tolerate the shit out of you until you stop self-deprecating.]

[Hi pot, this is kettle, etc.]

Just don't do it intentionally? Please?

[zweihandler]

You can be dumb and smart at the same time, Penny. I could have an IQ of five hundred thousand and I would still be the dumbest motherfucker alive.

[ Then she huffs, giving her shoulders a big ol' shrug. ]

But I won't get beat up, okay? Not if it wigs you out.

[in4apounding]

As long as you're not actually trying to lose and get hurt.

[Just fight back when someone's kicking your shit in and it's all good, apparently.]

[She gives Erina's shoulder a small squeeze.]

And I really do promise you don't need to be concussed to be worth dating. You're really brave and strong and kind and I'm glad to have you as a friend. Or- a date friend? I guess?

1/2

[zweihandler]

[ A long pause. ]

Oh my God, I'm concussed?! When did that happen?

[zweihandler]

Okay, that was just a goof. I know I'm concussed.

[in4apounding]

What- oh.

[There's just a second's delay, and then Penny just gross snort-laughs like it's the funniest thing she's ever heard.]

[When she recovers-]

Erina, that was a little mean.

[zweihandler]

Penny, I'm always mean. This isn't news. Have you never noticed before?

[ She waggles her eyebrows. The head trauma... has definitely shaken something loose. ]