34th ♫ | even if a thousand nights pass, i'll stay by your side

[mytarget]

A WHOLESOME SFW SHIPPING CMO

(Cliffnotes cheatsheet for OCs included below)

BB | Fate/ M/F, F/F	Bryn Pendragon | OC M/F, F/F
Brynhildr | Fate/ M/F, F/F	Caelina Gwynlaw | OC F/F, M/F
Erina Estival | OC F/F	Honoka Kousaka | Love Live F/F, M/F
Kyouko Kougami | OC F/F	Sophie Summerhelm | OC M/F, F/F
Yuri | DDLC M/F, F/F	μ | The Caligula Effect F/F, M/F

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Comments

[zweihandler]

I mean, not right now? I'm probably concussed so I feel like it would be a maybe not super great idea. But like, in general, I still dig it.

[ She keeps saying So Many Unnecessary Words ]

[in4apounding]

Well, obviously not right this second.

[If nothing else, on the occasions when Grimm or the other threats this world offered had never made it past the defenses and combined efforts of everyone in the base.]

If you feel okay about it in general it's probably not trauma? But if it is, I'll be here to support you through your recovery. ...Emotionally. But also physically. You know, by fighting things so you don't have to.

[zweihandler]

Watching you fistfight someone would make me emotionally recover on the spot.

[ ERINA STOP ENCOURAGING VIOLENCE ]

[in4apounding]

Really? We could check in the dining hall, there would probably be someone willing to have a sparring match.

[penny no]

[zweihandler]

Okay, as much as it fucking agonizes me to say we shouldn't go beat up some dudes, I should probably be a responsible human and go see a doctor first. But once I'm diagnosed with not dying, I absolutely want to see you go ham on some clowns.

[ is she speaking metaphorically?? does she mean real clowns???? the world may never know. ]

[in4apounding]

Does it have to be a clown? Because Gamzee is- a bit odd. But I don't think he enjoys fighting and just beating him up seems a little mean?

[this is my most cursed tag I'm so sorry]

[zweihandler]

[ i hate it so much. thank you! ]

Anyone who bases their entire personality around being an actual clown deserves to get their ass kicked. The facepaint is basically just a humongous target so fists know where to punch.

[in4apounding]

If you say so? But- hm.

[She hesitates for just a second before continuing.]

He's always either really calm even when he's fighting or- you know, throwing a really foul-mouthed tantrum. It's kind of. Creepy. I'd rather fight someone who's having fun too.

[zweihandler]

Huh. You got a point, I guess.

[ After another uncharacteristically thoughtful pause, she says– ]

Okay, new plan. Once I'm all patched up, how about you and me throw some hands?

[in4apounding]

That would be sensational. Once you've got the all-clear, it's a date. ...That's how you say it, right? Like- just making plans.

[zweihandler]

[ A gleeful and definitely super concussed snicker. ]

Oh my god, are we going on a date? Penny, that's gay.

[ i promise this is NOT a gagtag ]

[in4apounding]

[She gives this very serious consideration before answering.]

I guess it could be? Would that fall under hot bodyguard duties? I'm not sure how the modifier affects things. Or- wait, no, we're ignoring that, right, sorry. I guess that makes it not a date?

[These are serious questions.]

[zweihandler]

Anything can be gay if you want it to be. Don't let the man control you. Gay rights, baby.

[ i fucking WISH this was a gagtag. ]

It's DEFINITELY a date. If I say "it's not a date" or any dumb shit like that later, tell me my own dumb ass said it was a date and if I've got a problem with that, take it up with my own dumb ass.

[in4apounding]

Wait, do YOU want it to be a date?

[did that just happen, this is nothing like her romance novels]

[zweihandler]

Hell yeah, I do! Why the hell else would I ask you on a date if I didn't?

[ A pause. ]

Wait.

Who asked who on a date?

[in4apounding]

Um- I called it a date first, but I don't know if that counts?

[Erina is concussed and Penny has no idea how to romance, this is the worst case scenario.]

And then you said- hm. I think maybe we both did kind of at the same time?

[zweihandler]

[ And yet, they've made more progress in the last five minutes than they have in the entire time they've known each other. ]

Okay, okay. Tight. So it was a whole mutual thing, I got you.

[ She nods, like that really answered the question at hand. ]

Fuck, though. New problem: If we both asked first, then who pays?

[in4apounding]

Oh, hm.

[Honestly Penny's not sure who's supposed to pay normally when going out, dating in general is an entirely new field to her.]

You just got badly concussed, so I should probably pay? It'd feel kind of wrong, otherwise, even once you're better.

[do they even use money here, it is a mystery]

[zweihandler]

Holy crap. If being concussed gets me dates with cute girls who pay, I should get concussed more often.

[ YOU ABSOLUTELY SHOULD NOT!!! ]

[in4apounding]

What? No! Please do not concuss yourself, you could absolutely get dates with actual- I mean, you know, with girls who will. Actually pay. Without hurting yourself.

[zweihandler]

Penny, I lie about a lot of things but let's you and me not pretend that I am never gonna get concussed again. I'm not smart and I like hitting things. It's inevitable. It's gonna happen.

[in4apounding]

You're plenty smart.

[So help her Erina she's gonna love and tolerate the shit out of you until you stop self-deprecating.]

[Hi pot, this is kettle, etc.]

Just don't do it intentionally? Please?

[zweihandler]

You can be dumb and smart at the same time, Penny. I could have an IQ of five hundred thousand and I would still be the dumbest motherfucker alive.

[ Then she huffs, giving her shoulders a big ol' shrug. ]

But I won't get beat up, okay? Not if it wigs you out.

[in4apounding]

As long as you're not actually trying to lose and get hurt.

[Just fight back when someone's kicking your shit in and it's all good, apparently.]

[She gives Erina's shoulder a small squeeze.]

And I really do promise you don't need to be concussed to be worth dating. You're really brave and strong and kind and I'm glad to have you as a friend. Or- a date friend? I guess?

1/2

[zweihandler]

[ A long pause. ]

Oh my God, I'm concussed?! When did that happen?