33rd ♫ | you see? no need to be afraid

[mytarget]

IT'S A NSFW CMO POST

BB | M/F & F/F this will be 90% 🅱️ 🅱️ullying	Brynhildr | Mostly M/F but F/F is also fine
Caelina Gwynlaw | F/F AN OC IS FINE TOO	Yuri | M/F & F/F plEASE JUST BE NICE TO HER

• BB is here for all your getting-stepped-on-and-called-mean-shit needs. Probably not any actual sex but a whole load of bullying, femdomming and all that sort of thing. Probably going to work best as an FGO adjacent AU sort of thing with BB summoned as a servant to Chaldea and bullying her new Master?? OR EVEN A JAMJAR CR THING THE WORLD IS OUR OYSTER.
  
• Brynhildr is here for all of your Rei Ayanami Expy Moonlighting As A Yandere needs. She's very calm and collected and seemingly emotionless but then when she falls in love!! All bets are off!! I know I said yandere right here but honestly she has such a bad time in canon i jUST WANT HER TO HAVE A GOOD TIME?? The "Mostly M/F" is just based on some in-game stuff that shows her mostly preferring men but also being attracted to knightly/heroic women too (the actual criteria seems to be "Valhalla candidate" SO DO WITH THAT AS YOU WILL).
  
• Caelina is pretty much just here so this meme will have AT LEAST ONE GIRL WHO'S ACTUALLY NICE AND NOT A MESS!!! An adventurer and a healer, so she's a sort of fussy mother hen type who just wants to do her best and protect people. AGAIN, DO WITH THAT AS YOU WILL.
  
• Yuri is ALSO A MESS but more of the "please help i am dying of anxiety at every waking moment" variety. Super socially anxious but kind of overwhelmingly explodes w/affection and love when she gets the apparent okay for it from the person she likes. Is probably the type to steamroll her partner a bit with attention because she's jUST THAT INTO IT.


Other characters are available on request these are just the girls I was most Feelin It Mr Krabs with at the time. SO UHHH HAVE AT IT I GUESS

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[polyheroic]

Right... Sorry. I have no idea what I'm doing, here...

[other than putting her foot in her mouth like an idiot! good job rose!!!]

I'm not really a fan of the whole 'Master' thing, though... I'd like to just get to know you as equals instead, if that's okay?

[sakurabeam]

Bzzzt! I'm afraid that's a no-can-do! I might be lending myself to Chaldea for now but don't get the wrong idea. You're a lowly human and I'm a super A.I.! Even as a Servant, you can't even pretend that we're on the same level. ☆

[ It's kind of wild how she can say such mean things in such an incredibly sweet and cheery tone of voice. ]

As long as you can accept that, I'm sure we'll be able to have a long and happy contract.

[polyheroic]

[Well. That gets her to go quiet for a bit, but...]

Sorry, that's a no-can-do too. I can accept that you're a super-A.I., and even over humans... But I can't agree with calling humans 'lowly'.

[sakurabeam]

[ BB just gives her a lil wink. ]

Too bad, so sad! I guess we'll just never be on the same page, then. If it makes you so terribly upset, why not swap me out for a more well-behaved Servant?

[polyheroic]

Huh? No, no way, I couldn't do that! It seems wrong to give up on that after about two sentences to each other.

[sakurabeam]

Are you the annoyingly persistent type, then? Because I'll have you know that chasing after a girl who already has her heart set on someone else only ever works out in movies and anime!

[polyheroic]

What? No, that- That doesn't even make sense. Also, I'm already happily in a relationship? But also, that is a big jump from 'I don't think it's okay to give up on a friendship after two lines' to 'bad romance novel tropes'?

[sakurabeam]

Well, that's how it works with you Masters! I give an inch and you take a mile! All I have to do is show up and you all start crowing "Kyaaa, BB-chan, so cute! The best! Waifu of my laifu, that's BB-chan!". You humans are all the same.

[polyheroic]

Um. Sorry? But no. I can promise I'm not even a little interested in you like that. Er, I mean, that's not to say you're not attractive or anything! Just, you know, more important stuff to consider.

1/2

[sakurabeam]

Hmmm.

[ BB squints at her for a moment, still frowning suspiciously. And then suddenly, she's all smiles. ]

Well then, I guess that's alright! Let's keep this purely professional, shall we?

[sakurabeam]

After all, if you change your mind, I'll have Passionlip crush you into a cube and toss you away like the trash you are. ☆

[polyheroic]

Iiiii haven't met "Passionlip" yet. Should I? I'll just, um, pretend to be intimidated until I can understand that threat.