33rd ♫ | you see? no need to be afraid

[mytarget]

IT'S A NSFW CMO POST

BB | M/F & F/F this will be 90% 🅱️ 🅱️ullying	Brynhildr | Mostly M/F but F/F is also fine
Caelina Gwynlaw | F/F AN OC IS FINE TOO	Yuri | M/F & F/F plEASE JUST BE NICE TO HER

• BB is here for all your getting-stepped-on-and-called-mean-shit needs. Probably not any actual sex but a whole load of bullying, femdomming and all that sort of thing. Probably going to work best as an FGO adjacent AU sort of thing with BB summoned as a servant to Chaldea and bullying her new Master?? OR EVEN A JAMJAR CR THING THE WORLD IS OUR OYSTER.
  
• Brynhildr is here for all of your Rei Ayanami Expy Moonlighting As A Yandere needs. She's very calm and collected and seemingly emotionless but then when she falls in love!! All bets are off!! I know I said yandere right here but honestly she has such a bad time in canon i jUST WANT HER TO HAVE A GOOD TIME?? The "Mostly M/F" is just based on some in-game stuff that shows her mostly preferring men but also being attracted to knightly/heroic women too (the actual criteria seems to be "Valhalla candidate" SO DO WITH THAT AS YOU WILL).
  
• Caelina is pretty much just here so this meme will have AT LEAST ONE GIRL WHO'S ACTUALLY NICE AND NOT A MESS!!! An adventurer and a healer, so she's a sort of fussy mother hen type who just wants to do her best and protect people. AGAIN, DO WITH THAT AS YOU WILL.
  
• Yuri is ALSO A MESS but more of the "please help i am dying of anxiety at every waking moment" variety. Super socially anxious but kind of overwhelmingly explodes w/affection and love when she gets the apparent okay for it from the person she likes. Is probably the type to steamroll her partner a bit with attention because she's jUST THAT INTO IT.


Other characters are available on request these are just the girls I was most Feelin It Mr Krabs with at the time. SO UHHH HAVE AT IT I GUESS

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[sakurabeam]

Well, that's how it works with you Masters! I give an inch and you take a mile! All I have to do is show up and you all start crowing "Kyaaa, BB-chan, so cute! The best! Waifu of my laifu, that's BB-chan!". You humans are all the same.

[polyheroic]

Um. Sorry? But no. I can promise I'm not even a little interested in you like that. Er, I mean, that's not to say you're not attractive or anything! Just, you know, more important stuff to consider.

1/2

[sakurabeam]

Hmmm.

[ BB squints at her for a moment, still frowning suspiciously. And then suddenly, she's all smiles. ]

Well then, I guess that's alright! Let's keep this purely professional, shall we?

[sakurabeam]

After all, if you change your mind, I'll have Passionlip crush you into a cube and toss you away like the trash you are. ☆

[polyheroic]

Iiiii haven't met "Passionlip" yet. Should I? I'll just, um, pretend to be intimidated until I can understand that threat.