33rd ♫ | you see? no need to be afraid

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IT'S A NSFW CMO POST

BB | M/F & F/F this will be 90% 🅱️ 🅱️ullying	Brynhildr | Mostly M/F but F/F is also fine
Caelina Gwynlaw | F/F AN OC IS FINE TOO	Yuri | M/F & F/F plEASE JUST BE NICE TO HER

• BB is here for all your getting-stepped-on-and-called-mean-shit needs. Probably not any actual sex but a whole load of bullying, femdomming and all that sort of thing. Probably going to work best as an FGO adjacent AU sort of thing with BB summoned as a servant to Chaldea and bullying her new Master?? OR EVEN A JAMJAR CR THING THE WORLD IS OUR OYSTER.
  
• Brynhildr is here for all of your Rei Ayanami Expy Moonlighting As A Yandere needs. She's very calm and collected and seemingly emotionless but then when she falls in love!! All bets are off!! I know I said yandere right here but honestly she has such a bad time in canon i jUST WANT HER TO HAVE A GOOD TIME?? The "Mostly M/F" is just based on some in-game stuff that shows her mostly preferring men but also being attracted to knightly/heroic women too (the actual criteria seems to be "Valhalla candidate" SO DO WITH THAT AS YOU WILL).
  
• Caelina is pretty much just here so this meme will have AT LEAST ONE GIRL WHO'S ACTUALLY NICE AND NOT A MESS!!! An adventurer and a healer, so she's a sort of fussy mother hen type who just wants to do her best and protect people. AGAIN, DO WITH THAT AS YOU WILL.
  
• Yuri is ALSO A MESS but more of the "please help i am dying of anxiety at every waking moment" variety. Super socially anxious but kind of overwhelmingly explodes w/affection and love when she gets the apparent okay for it from the person she likes. Is probably the type to steamroll her partner a bit with attention because she's jUST THAT INTO IT.


Other characters are available on request these are just the girls I was most Feelin It Mr Krabs with at the time. SO UHHH HAVE AT IT I GUESS

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BB!!

[polyheroic]

[Rose is not a Servant. In fact, Rose shouldn't even be here. It's just, when you accidentally crash your interdimensional chariot right into Chaldea's roof, they assume some unfortunate things. And when the hero's crest on your hand gets mistaken for Command Spells, you sort of just get... abducted. And pressed into serving as a Master. Rose has barely any idea what's going on, but she knows these people need help, so she can't just leave them.

So she ended up taking some of the contracts to ease the burden on the proper Master, and now she's trying to learn about all of these Servants so she doesn't fuck up. Except. One of the ones she's trying to learn about is...]

Hey bb how you doing?

[she just said that out loud.

oh, god, she just said that out loud.

oh, god, what does she do. commit? walk it back? She fingerguns at BB to try to pretend she thought she was cool, and then just sort of. stops and slumps over.]

Okay, wait, can I get a do-over?

[sakurabeam]

[ BB's not mad. Really, she's not. It's just... well, she stuck around in Chaldea because she had an arrangement with their Master. She's got plenty of other things she could be doing with her time, but she just happened to be thoughtful enough to lend her kouhai power to the miserable folks at Chaldea out of the goodness of her heart. Yaaaaay, BB-chan's the best, and all that.

What she pointedly didn't agree to was a contract with this... girl. She's not even a full-fledged Master and yet, BB's been handed off to her like yesterday's leftovers.

Okay. Maybe she's a little mad after all. ]

Haaaaah. Is that really the best you could come up with? I thought I was already scraping the bottom of the barrel when it comes to Masters but you really are something else...

[polyheroic]

Right... Sorry. I have no idea what I'm doing, here...

[other than putting her foot in her mouth like an idiot! good job rose!!!]

I'm not really a fan of the whole 'Master' thing, though... I'd like to just get to know you as equals instead, if that's okay?

[sakurabeam]

Bzzzt! I'm afraid that's a no-can-do! I might be lending myself to Chaldea for now but don't get the wrong idea. You're a lowly human and I'm a super A.I.! Even as a Servant, you can't even pretend that we're on the same level. ☆

[ It's kind of wild how she can say such mean things in such an incredibly sweet and cheery tone of voice. ]

As long as you can accept that, I'm sure we'll be able to have a long and happy contract.

[polyheroic]

[Well. That gets her to go quiet for a bit, but...]

Sorry, that's a no-can-do too. I can accept that you're a super-A.I., and even over humans... But I can't agree with calling humans 'lowly'.

[sakurabeam]

[ BB just gives her a lil wink. ]

Too bad, so sad! I guess we'll just never be on the same page, then. If it makes you so terribly upset, why not swap me out for a more well-behaved Servant?

[polyheroic]

Huh? No, no way, I couldn't do that! It seems wrong to give up on that after about two sentences to each other.

[sakurabeam]

Are you the annoyingly persistent type, then? Because I'll have you know that chasing after a girl who already has her heart set on someone else only ever works out in movies and anime!

[polyheroic]

What? No, that- That doesn't even make sense. Also, I'm already happily in a relationship? But also, that is a big jump from 'I don't think it's okay to give up on a friendship after two lines' to 'bad romance novel tropes'?

[sakurabeam]

Well, that's how it works with you Masters! I give an inch and you take a mile! All I have to do is show up and you all start crowing "Kyaaa, BB-chan, so cute! The best! Waifu of my laifu, that's BB-chan!". You humans are all the same.

[polyheroic]

Um. Sorry? But no. I can promise I'm not even a little interested in you like that. Er, I mean, that's not to say you're not attractive or anything! Just, you know, more important stuff to consider.

1/2

[sakurabeam]

Hmmm.

[ BB squints at her for a moment, still frowning suspiciously. And then suddenly, she's all smiles. ]

Well then, I guess that's alright! Let's keep this purely professional, shall we?

[sakurabeam]

After all, if you change your mind, I'll have Passionlip crush you into a cube and toss you away like the trash you are. ☆

[polyheroic]

Iiiii haven't met "Passionlip" yet. Should I? I'll just, um, pretend to be intimidated until I can understand that threat.