24th ♫ | like a misheard game of telephone

[mytarget]

VOICETEST CMO POST

• Narmaya, a Draph from Granblue Fantasy. She's a teeny tiny shortstack lady (she's 134cm!! fucc!!!) who happens to be a master swordswoman. Even though she's super famous and legitimately skilled both in swordsmanship and magic, she has zero self esteem and doesn't see anything special or noteworthy about her abilities. She has a super doting, motherly personality (she often refers to herself as "oneesan" in third person in Japanese) and Will Look After You and Dote On You Whether You Like It Or Not. that's why her boobs are so big, they're full of big sis energy
  
• Sophie Summerhelm, ex-sickly anime waif, certified Good Girl. She learned alchemy from the alchemist who saved her life as a child and now travels around the JRPG country of Adelheld to prove herself and her mastery of alchemy. Possibly the result of science trying to create the purest and most good girl imaginable, but we just don't know.

Like my usual CMOs, I'm totally happy to roll with assumed CR, AUs, setting transplants, BASICALLY ANYTHING YA LITTLE HEART MAY DESIRE, I'M HERE TO GET ON WITH IT

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Comments

[thecageysort]

Rose tea. That makes sense.

You seem like the type.

[Anyway, he's making NOTES. This is important information, thank you Sophie.]

I'll bring some back if I can. But only if none of you break anything in the room.

[summerbloom]

[ the sparkle emoji might not exist in fantasy texting but you sure can feel the sparkles coming through anyway ]

Really? You don't have to go to that much trouble for me, but thank you!

[thecageysort]

It's fine.

[nnnno don't thank him it makes him feel weird]

Traveling like this can be difficult. Anything that can be done to make it easier is worthwhile.

Now I just need to get you all eating healthier.

[summerbloom]

I can't imagine how much tea it'd take to manage that...

[ tea is part of the problem, sophie ]

But I think we've been doing better the last couple of weeks!

[thecageysort]

Generally, it doesn't involve that much tea.

[Sophie, please.]

The frightening thing here is that you think this is a reassuring fact.

[summerbloom]

But it means we're making progress, right? And progress is always a good thing! I think that's pretty reassuring!

[thecageysort]

I've seen some of you eat sugar straight from a packet.

[summerbloom]

[ A VERY CONSPICUOUS lack of reply. sophie can't read, suddenly. ]

[thecageysort]

At this rate, I will have to ban sugar.

[can he even do that?

do you want to test him]

[summerbloom]

You can't do that! What am I supposed to use for my alchemy if we can't have sugar?

[ ""for alchemy"" ]

[thecageysort]

Oh, you use it for alchemy.

[Sure. He believes you.]

Just alchemy, is that right?

[summerbloom]

Not just alchemy! But sugar has all sorts of amazing alchemical properties. It's especially useful if you're making medicine for younger children – you can use sugar to take some of the edge off the bitterness if it's a mild curative.

But it's not just useful as a sweetener! Did you know it's an incredibly useful bonding component? Not a lot of people know this, but when you combine it with duchess grass, something about the caramelization process makes the duchess threads so much softer to the touch but also incredibly flexible and resilient! Not only that but

[ THERE IS EVERY INDICATION SHE INTENDS TO CONTINUE ]

[thecageysort]

[give him strength.......]

How much of it do you need for alchemy.

[summerbloom]

Maybe two bags?

[ negotiation tactics ]

[thecageysort]

And I won't have to worry about those being used for


anything else.

[summerbloom]

I'll keep a really close eye on it!

[ this is not technically a yes OR a no ]

[thecageysort]

So it's fine if I join you.

[summerbloom]

Of course it is! Are you finally getting interested in alchemy?

[ it's impossible to tell if this is sincere enthusiasm or a deflection technique ]

[thecageysort]

I'm interested in making sure no ingredients are wasted.

[mom won't be there to learn

mom will be there SUPERVISE]

[summerbloom]

Okay then! You'll get to see the whole process from start to finish. I can't wait!!!

[thecageysort]

And I'll keep any leftover sugar afterwards. Of course.

[summerbloom]

I guess it would be a shame if any of it went missing...

[ she's been foiled ]

[thecageysort]

Eating healthy is important, you know.

You do know that. You have a decent head on your shoulders, I'm not telling you something you don't already know. Sorry.

[summerbloom]

What are you apologizing for?

[thecageysort]

I don't mean to be pushy about this.