sweetdevil | 24th ♫ | like a misheard game of telephone

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Narmaya, a Draph from Granblue Fantasy. She's a teeny tiny shortstack lady (she's 134cm!! fucc!!!) who happens to be a master swordswoman. Even though she's super famous and legitimately skilled both in swordsmanship and magic, she has zero self esteem and doesn't see anything special or noteworthy about her abilities. She has a super doting, motherly personality (she often refers to herself as "oneesan" in third person in Japanese) and Will Look After You and Dote On You Whether You Like It Or Not. that's why her boobs are so big, they're full of big sis energy
Sophie Summerhelm, ex-sickly anime waif, certified Good Girl. She learned alchemy from the alchemist who saved her life as a child and now travels around the JRPG country of Adelheld to prove herself and her mastery of alchemy. Possibly the result of science trying to create the purest and most good girl imaginable, but we just don't know.

Like my usual CMOs, I'm totally happy to roll with assumed CR, AUs, setting transplants, BASICALLY ANYTHING YA LITTLE HEART MAY DESIRE, I'M HERE TO GET ON WITH IT

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[ A VERY CONSPICUOUS lack of reply. sophie can't read, suddenly. ]

At this rate, I will have to ban sugar.

[can he even do that?

do you want to test him]

You can't do that! What am I supposed to use for my alchemy if we can't have sugar?

[ ""for alchemy"" ]

Oh, you use it for alchemy.

[Sure. He believes you.]

Just alchemy, is that right?

Not just alchemy! But sugar has all sorts of amazing alchemical properties. It's especially useful if you're making medicine for younger children – you can use sugar to take some of the edge off the bitterness if it's a mild curative.

But it's not just useful as a sweetener! Did you know it's an incredibly useful bonding component? Not a lot of people know this, but when you combine it with duchess grass, something about the caramelization process makes the duchess threads so much softer to the touch but also incredibly flexible and resilient! Not only that but

[ THERE IS EVERY INDICATION SHE INTENDS TO CONTINUE ]

[give him strength.......]

How much of it do you need for alchemy.

Maybe two bags?

[ negotiation tactics ]

And I won't have to worry about those being used for

anything else.

I'll keep a really close eye on it!

[ this is not technically a yes OR a no ]

So it's fine if I join you.

Of course it is! Are you finally getting interested in alchemy?

[ it's impossible to tell if this is sincere enthusiasm or a deflection technique ]

I'm interested in making sure no ingredients are wasted.

[mom won't be there to learn

mom will be there SUPERVISE]

Okay then! You'll get to see the whole process from start to finish. I can't wait!!!

And I'll keep any leftover sugar afterwards. Of course.

I guess it would be a shame if any of it went missing...

[ she's been foiled ]

Eating healthy is important, you know.

You do know that. You have a decent head on your shoulders, I'm not telling you something you don't already know. Sorry.

What are you apologizing for?

I don't mean to be pushy about this.

But you do it because you're worried about us! I think that's nice.

[This is so genuinely sweet. How does he respond to that...?]

Well, none of you seem to be great at keeping yourselves alive.

Sometimes I wonder how you lasted this long.

[Fucking nailed it.]

I think Miss Marie would do fine by herself, but...

[ does she even need to say it ]

The rest of you are absolute disasters and I'm amazed you had the energy to even fight me all the times you did.

I suppose that was just from a sugar rush.

Nothing can stop us when we get serious! You should know that better than anybody.

Yes, you can all be formidable when you want to.

I'm not sure I'd go so far as to call it serious. That word applied to you all... it feels wrong.

I can be serious, when I want to be!

[ this is extremely questionable ]

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