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OC VOICETEST FOR CLARITY SKYLARK

Clairty is a genius detective stymied somewhat by the fact that she only really has one braincell to speak of. Her energy and good-natured desire to meddle in everything can get her most of the way, but her wacked priorities and her love of a good hearty adventure often trip her up, even when she has the best of intentions in mind. Eliminate everything else and what's left will surely be the truth! ... or a gold-plated reasonable facsimile of the truth, anyway. Cliffnotes/quick overview for meme purposes below:

Clairty IS:

Somewhere in her ambiguously early-to-mid 20's with a pretty average build and standing at about 5'4''. She has long black hair that falls to her lower back with blunt cut bangs just above her eyebrows. She's got what could be called a plain face, but she tends to have very intense expressions which makes her features look a bit more striking than they actually are. Her only really notable facial feature is her eyes which are very striking and a very intense shade of blue.
Perky Goth Detective aesthetic!! She dresses mostly in whites with accents of black. The setting is kind of quasi-Victorian era mystery so there's some elements of Lolita in there too.
From a setting that runs, at least to some degree, on Rule of Funny and/or Cool. Think of something like BTAS Gotham but drenched in Harley Quinn energy and you've got the right sort of idea.
A genius detective who solves all sorts of crimes that take place in the city she lives in. Her current target is the dastardly phantom thief, Bluejay!! (he's her boyfriend) (she knows he's her boyfriend) (literally neither of them see anything even remotely incongruous with this arrangement)
Kind of an airhead despite her intellect – has a long of wacked priorities and sometimes self-sabotages by slacking on studies because she enjoys the experience of unexpectedly learning things so much
EXTREMELY animated at all times. Always bursting with energy and eats a lot of food to make up for it.
Well-meaning and unable to keep her nose out of trouble if she thinks she can help

Clairty IS NOT:

Familiar with modern day culture or technology
Genuinely cruel, actively malicious or mean-spirited to the average person
In apparent posession of more than one braincell

Like my usual CMOs, I'm totally happy to roll with assumed CR, AUs, setting transplants, BASICALLY ANYTHING YA LITTLE HEART MAY DESIRE, I'M HERE TO GET ON WITH IT

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I mean, I'd love to, but what about the criminal?

[ There's a long beat of silence. ]

The... criminal?

Didn't this all start with some legendary phantom thief?

[ a look of mildly horrified realization slowly takes over her face. ]

... I... I forgot all about him...

Wait, how?! Wasn't that your life's work?

[ An offended sounding splutter. ]

My life's work?! Just how old do you think I am, exactly?!

I don't know, everybody's got a life! I mean, if you were five, then your life's work would probably just be learning how to count, but still!

Yes, but my life certainly does not revolve around the Bluejay, however handsome he might be! Just what are you accusing me of?!

[ literally no one said that but ok clarity ]

Wait! First you think I'm calling you old, now you think I'm calling you... wait, what do you think I'm calling you?

That's an excellent question! Just what are you accusing me of?!

[ NO ONE ACCUSED YOU OF ANYTHING, DUMBASS ]

Nothing!

[aaa]

I thought I was trying to help you catch this guy you wanted!

So did I! That was before all these wild accusations started flying around! You aren't in cahoots with that fiend, are you?

Perhaps you're an accomplice sent down here to distract me!

You're the one who made the wild accusations!

Well–

[ Clarity is so incredibly red. She couldn't be more obviously flustered if she tried. ]

I'm a detective! Making accusations is all part of the job!

I guess this is what I get for trying to help... If I tell you I'm from another world and a bunch of people where I'm from have these abilities, will it help? I suspect it won't, but...

Well of course not! It's obviously poppycock.

[ Has Clarity ever used the word poppycock before in her life??? probably not! ]

You just saw me use Euchylia!

[ A dismissive scoff. ]

You can do anything with special effects these days.

But if you think it's special effects, there's no reason to be suspicious about it. We're going in circles.

I wasn't suspicious until you came out with all that otherworldly nonsense. If it's not something suspicious, then there's no need for you to lie about it! Checkmate!

But if you weren't suspicious before I said it, then I wouldn't have said it, because it's weird and hard to believe, so I wouldn't have said it unless I needed to tell the truth! Now I'm all turned around.

Well! That makes two of us!

[ Ah, the magnifying glass is back. ]

Just who are you? Some sort of performer?

I don't think I'd be any good at that. I'm just a girl who makes flowers, that's all.

So you're...

[ Suspicious squint. ]

... A florist!

........sure.

[deflates]

That guy has probably gotten away by now. Sorry... I'll keep a lookout?

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