38th ♫ | this montage of thoughts and emotions, a puzzle of epic proportions!

[mytarget]

OC VOICETEST FOR CLARITY SKYLARK

Clairty is a genius detective stymied somewhat by the fact that she only really has one braincell to speak of. Her energy and good-natured desire to meddle in everything can get her most of the way, but her wacked priorities and her love of a good hearty adventure often trip her up, even when she has the best of intentions in mind. Eliminate everything else and what's left will surely be the truth! ... or a gold-plated reasonable facsimile of the truth, anyway. Cliffnotes/quick overview for meme purposes below:

Clairty IS:

• Somewhere in her ambiguously early-to-mid 20's with a pretty average build and standing at about 5'4''. She has long black hair that falls to her lower back with blunt cut bangs just above her eyebrows. She's got what could be called a plain face, but she tends to have very intense expressions which makes her features look a bit more striking than they actually are. Her only really notable facial feature is her eyes which are very striking and a very intense shade of blue.
  
• Perky Goth Detective aesthetic!! She dresses mostly in whites with accents of black. The setting is kind of quasi-Victorian era mystery so there's some elements of Lolita in there too.
  
• From a setting that runs, at least to some degree, on Rule of Funny and/or Cool. Think of something like BTAS Gotham but drenched in Harley Quinn energy and you've got the right sort of idea.
  
• A genius detective who solves all sorts of crimes that take place in the city she lives in. Her current target is the dastardly phantom thief, Bluejay!! (he's her boyfriend) (she knows he's her boyfriend) (literally neither of them see anything even remotely incongruous with this arrangement)
  
• Kind of an airhead despite her intellect – has a long of wacked priorities and sometimes self-sabotages by slacking on studies because she enjoys the experience of unexpectedly learning things so much
  
• EXTREMELY animated at all times. Always bursting with energy and eats a lot of food to make up for it.
  
• Well-meaning and unable to keep her nose out of trouble if she thinks she can help


Clairty IS NOT:

• Familiar with modern day culture or technology
  
• Genuinely cruel, actively malicious or mean-spirited to the average person
  
• In apparent posession of more than one braincell

Like my usual CMOs, I'm totally happy to roll with assumed CR, AUs, setting transplants, BASICALLY ANYTHING YA LITTLE HEART MAY DESIRE, I'M HERE TO GET ON WITH IT

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Comments

[periclymenum]

I guess this is what I get for trying to help... If I tell you I'm from another world and a bunch of people where I'm from have these abilities, will it help? I suspect it won't, but...

[ditztective]

Well of course not! It's obviously poppycock.

[ Has Clarity ever used the word poppycock before in her life??? probably not! ]

[periclymenum]

You just saw me use Euchylia!

[ditztective]

[ A dismissive scoff. ]

You can do anything with special effects these days.

[periclymenum]

But if you think it's special effects, there's no reason to be suspicious about it. We're going in circles.

[ditztective]

I wasn't suspicious until you came out with all that otherworldly nonsense. If it's not something suspicious, then there's no need for you to lie about it! Checkmate!

[periclymenum]

But if you weren't suspicious before I said it, then I wouldn't have said it, because it's weird and hard to believe, so I wouldn't have said it unless I needed to tell the truth! Now I'm all turned around.

[ditztective]

Well! That makes two of us!

[ Ah, the magnifying glass is back. ]

Just who are you? Some sort of performer?

[periclymenum]

I don't think I'd be any good at that. I'm just a girl who makes flowers, that's all.

[ditztective]

So you're...

[ Suspicious squint. ]

... A florist!

[periclymenum]

........sure.

[deflates]

That guy has probably gotten away by now. Sorry... I'll keep a lookout?

[ditztective]

Yes, you must! He's sure to return to the scene of the crime! When he does, contact me immediately!

[ Clarity plunges a hand into the depths of her coat and then pushes a business card into Kagura's hands. ]

Here! My number!

[periclymenum]

[blink blink]

Sure! Thanks for the calling card. I'll do my best?

[And Kagura immediately takes off, shaking her head and vowing to be a little more careful. And probably get a dress that doesn't have Halloween store all over it.]