38th ♫ | this montage of thoughts and emotions, a puzzle of epic proportions!

[mytarget]

OC VOICETEST FOR CLARITY SKYLARK

Clairty is a genius detective stymied somewhat by the fact that she only really has one braincell to speak of. Her energy and good-natured desire to meddle in everything can get her most of the way, but her wacked priorities and her love of a good hearty adventure often trip her up, even when she has the best of intentions in mind. Eliminate everything else and what's left will surely be the truth! ... or a gold-plated reasonable facsimile of the truth, anyway. Cliffnotes/quick overview for meme purposes below:

Clairty IS:

• Somewhere in her ambiguously early-to-mid 20's with a pretty average build and standing at about 5'4''. She has long black hair that falls to her lower back with blunt cut bangs just above her eyebrows. She's got what could be called a plain face, but she tends to have very intense expressions which makes her features look a bit more striking than they actually are. Her only really notable facial feature is her eyes which are very striking and a very intense shade of blue.
  
• Perky Goth Detective aesthetic!! She dresses mostly in whites with accents of black. The setting is kind of quasi-Victorian era mystery so there's some elements of Lolita in there too.
  
• From a setting that runs, at least to some degree, on Rule of Funny and/or Cool. Think of something like BTAS Gotham but drenched in Harley Quinn energy and you've got the right sort of idea.
  
• A genius detective who solves all sorts of crimes that take place in the city she lives in. Her current target is the dastardly phantom thief, Bluejay!! (he's her boyfriend) (she knows he's her boyfriend) (literally neither of them see anything even remotely incongruous with this arrangement)
  
• Kind of an airhead despite her intellect – has a long of wacked priorities and sometimes self-sabotages by slacking on studies because she enjoys the experience of unexpectedly learning things so much
  
• EXTREMELY animated at all times. Always bursting with energy and eats a lot of food to make up for it.
  
• Well-meaning and unable to keep her nose out of trouble if she thinks she can help


Clairty IS NOT:

• Familiar with modern day culture or technology
  
• Genuinely cruel, actively malicious or mean-spirited to the average person
  
• In apparent posession of more than one braincell

Like my usual CMOs, I'm totally happy to roll with assumed CR, AUs, setting transplants, BASICALLY ANYTHING YA LITTLE HEART MAY DESIRE, I'M HERE TO GET ON WITH IT

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Comments

[foolishfoleysfollies]

That's the spirit! With that kind of dedication, I imagine it's only a matter of time before you catch the handsome devil!

[For once, he was actually keeping up with her in cleaning his plate. He always had more of an appetite after a successful con. He kept catching himself just kind of watching her eat, though. Even with such a mundane task, Clarity was so full of life and energy he couldn't help but watch her and smile to himself.

Eventually, food was finished, and desert was ordered.]

Anyways, I find myself in a bit of a predicament, as long as we're looking to each other for advice.

[ditztective]

A predicament?

[ Clairty's eyes go wide and while they don't quite start lighting up the room with her curiosity just yet, there's certainly a sparkle in them. ]

You're not in any sort of trouble, are you? If there's something I can do to help, you have to tell me right away!

[foolishfoleysfollies]

I wouldn’t say trouble, per se? It’s more of an embarrassing situation.

[Foley produces the emerald horseman from somewhere in his jacket, because of course he fucking had it. It glittered a deep and rich green in the candlelight.

Then, he produced a second horseman. It looked almost identical.

He set them both on the table in front of her.]

[ditztective]

Oh, how cute!

[ Without missing a single beat, Clarity uses her napkin to carefully pick up both the pieces by the base – yeah, she's a dumbass, but she's not quite dumb enough to get her fingerprints all over Foley hands to her. ]

It looks just like Lord Suppingworth's... but why on Earth do you have two of them?

[foolishfoleysfollies]

One of them IS his. I had an associate make a fake. I had some kind of plan about making him think I had shattered his prized possession?

[He gives a little disarming shrug.]

It's a plan I'm still working on. The problem is that my associate did too good of a job, and now I can't remember which one is the real one.

[ditztective]

Oh, I see! [ she smiles and nods. ] Yes, he's done a very good job.

[ There's a beat of silence and then the implication of his words finally hits her and Clarity splutters, doing a double take at each of the pieces in her hands. ]

So– wait a minute, you might end up shattering the real one?!

[ HORRIFYING ]

[foolishfoleysfollies]

You have reached the very heart of my predicament.

[ditztective]

You're such a dummy, sometimes! You need to keep better track of your things!

[ Clarity huffs, but with the fate of an expensive trinket on the line, she does her best to get to work. She gives both pieces a good eyeball from a few different angles – she weights them in her hands, she... sniffs... them??? She doesn't look like she's about to give one a taste-test yet, but it's Clairity, so the possibility is always there. ]

First of all... aside from you and your associate, has anyone else touched the replica?