24th ♫ | like a misheard game of telephone

[mytarget]

VOICETEST CMO POST

• Narmaya, a Draph from Granblue Fantasy. She's a teeny tiny shortstack lady (she's 134cm!! fucc!!!) who happens to be a master swordswoman. Even though she's super famous and legitimately skilled both in swordsmanship and magic, she has zero self esteem and doesn't see anything special or noteworthy about her abilities. She has a super doting, motherly personality (she often refers to herself as "oneesan" in third person in Japanese) and Will Look After You and Dote On You Whether You Like It Or Not. that's why her boobs are so big, they're full of big sis energy
  
• Sophie Summerhelm, ex-sickly anime waif, certified Good Girl. She learned alchemy from the alchemist who saved her life as a child and now travels around the JRPG country of Adelheld to prove herself and her mastery of alchemy. Possibly the result of science trying to create the purest and most good girl imaginable, but we just don't know.

Like my usual CMOs, I'm totally happy to roll with assumed CR, AUs, setting transplants, BASICALLY ANYTHING YA LITTLE HEART MAY DESIRE, I'M HERE TO GET ON WITH IT

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[summerbloom]

I guess it would be a shame if any of it went missing...

[ she's been foiled ]

we have worrying fantasy texting it's fine

[ninjabanish]

What kind of monster parts did you need for your potions?

[thecageysort]

Eating healthy is important, you know.

You do know that. You have a decent head on your shoulders, I'm not telling you something you don't already know. Sorry.

[summerbloom]

What are you apologizing for?

[thecageysort]

I don't mean to be pushy about this.

pre-canon i guess?

[liveofftheland]

[Sometimes in the towns bringing in goods, sometimes just in a cave in the middle of the forest, Sophie will occasionally run into Marie. The townspeople say she was an ordinary girl who lost her head and dropped out of military school to become a hermit. That aside, she does provide a more reliable source of alchemy ingredients than just going out and finding things yourself.

Like at this market stall she's set up shop at today.]

Oh, good morning. Let me guess, out of pine sap? I've got some wasp nest husks today, it's about the season for that.

[summerbloom]

But you do it because you're worried about us! I think that's nice.

[summerbloom]

That depends on what kind of monster! But usually, every bit of them can be used for something or other. Why do you ask?

[thecageysort]

[This is so genuinely sweet. How does he respond to that...?]

Well, none of you seem to be great at keeping yourselves alive.

Sometimes I wonder how you lasted this long.

[Fucking nailed it.]

[ninjabanish]

I was scouting and was set upon by a swarm of vampire bats.
They were extremely persistent.

[summerbloom]

I think Miss Marie would do fine by herself, but...

[ does she even need to say it ]

[summerbloom]

Are you okay??? Did you get bitten????

[ninjabanish]

I'm all right.
Only one managed.

[thecageysort]

The rest of you are absolute disasters and I'm amazed you had the energy to even fight me all the times you did.

I suppose that was just from a sugar rush.

[summerbloom]

Miss Marie, good morning! It's so nice to see you again!

[ Sophie certainly looks like she's having a good time, given her sparkling eyes and the big ol' loaf of bread she's carrying under her arm. Marie's stall certainly wasn't the first stop she made today, even if it was the actual important one. ]

I'm running a little low on pine sap, and... do you have any duchess grass? I'm down to my last few handfuls of that, too.

[liveofftheland]

Right away!

[Marie sorts through her things and comes up with a bundle of duchess grass and some pine sap collected in a cleaned-out jar of jam.]

Looks like someone's on a supply run.

[summerbloom]

Nothing can stop us when we get serious! You should know that better than anybody.

[summerbloom]

One is more than enough!!! Hurry up and get back here and I can make you an antidote!

[summerbloom]

Ehehe, kind of! I was running low on things anyway, but the market looked like so much fun I decided I'd come and see all the stalls instead of going out to gather for herself.

[ And into her backpack all those supplies go. ]

How much does that come to?

[ninjabanish]

An antidote? I thought they drained blood, not used poison.

[wHO NEEDS MONSTER KNOWLEDGE WHEN ALL YOU KILL ARE PEOPLE]

[celadontyousee]

did you know that clouds are mostly water?

did you know that you are mostly water?

these are not unrelated things.

[Adelheld probably doesn't have the term "nightblogging" yet, but "that thing that Celadon does every time you hand her a voice stone" would be a pretty good way to explain the concept to them.]

[thecageysort]

Yes, you can all be formidable when you want to.

I'm not sure I'd go so far as to call it serious. That word applied to you all... it feels wrong.

[liveofftheland]

For that much, I'll say about 10 gold. It's a good thing you're taking care of yourself, anyway.

[summerbloom]

I can be serious, when I want to be!

[ this is extremely questionable ]

[summerbloom]

PLEASE COME BACK TO CAMP AS FAST AS YOU CAN!!!!

[ HOW HAS ALICE LIVED THIS LONG!!!!! ]