65th ♫ | by the look of the sky, i wonder if the raindrops will turn into snow

[phaiinein]

WINTER HOLIDAY ❤ 2022 CMO

WOW a whole year has gone by already and it's already time for another WINTER SEASON THEMED CMO!!!! obviously you can use this for other winter holidays from other cultures but i'm doing christmas and fantasy christmas because i morph into an elf on the shelf at exactly midnight on november 1st like a werewolf curse

As well as prompts, this post can also be used for IC gift giving! Feel free to just tap my toplevels for a gift-giving starter if that's what you want.

Feel free to also use this as a meme/mingle/CMO or whatever for your own characters! Include prompts or don't, I ain't the boss of you.

POTENTIALLY HANDY PROMPTS:

RP Scenario Generator | Mistletoe Meme | Seasonal Greetings Meme | Winter Wonderland Meme | Winter Festival Meme | Baby, It's Cold Outside Meme | Happy Holidays Meme | Rain Meme | Body Heat Meme | Family Meme

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[milfcoded]

[Meanwhile, she just has..."quite the abrasive personality". She doesn't actually dislike Ryoko more than the average person who annoys her. If only she knew.]

I ain't up to no good, if that's what you're tryin' to imply. [Actually it was pretty explicit.] The whole holiday reeks.

ButIgottaBuyNatchanSomethin so, y'know. Here I am.

[Somehow it felt natural to buy her a gift for Christmas, despite everything. I mean, it's not like she's Natsuno's mother.]

[nmc0204]

... Somehow, that's a little difficult to envision.

[ She knows Yuki dotes on the girl but it's still not particularly easy to imagine her picking and choosing gifts for her. Or anyone, really. ]

Do you actually have a plan for what you're going to buy her or do you plan on winging it?

[milfcoded]

Heh. I’ll have you know I got it all planned out.

[She reaches into her sleeve and pulls out a totally crumpled up flyer…

That she UNWRAPS

AND REVEALS!!!]

See this? “Unexplained mysteries of prehuman civilisation!” She’s been talkin’ about it nonstop.

It’s a big talk by a nerd on space aliens, she loves this junk. I’m gonna nab us two tickets for the New Years.

[The guy on the cover definitely has no academic qualifications but as if Yuki cares.]

[nmc0204]

[ ... Squint. This is somehow exactly what she expected and the last thing she expected all at once. ]

She... does know this sort of thing is all made up, right?

[ Oh, of course she's going to be a wet blanket about this. Whether or not the irony of Ryoko of all people poo-pooing this story is apparent to her is for you to decide, dear reader. ]

Either way, it seems like a bit of a waste of time to me.

[milfcoded]

Well gee, ain't you just a barrel of laughs.

[She knows Natchan watches all of those kooky tv shows about UFOs and the like; isn't it basically the same thing? Sure, maybe a more normal pair of high school girls would go to a concert or a movie, but all she cares about is making her friend happy and spending time with her.

Worst case scenario she'll flick popcorn at the nerd on stage.]

You like this with your friends, too? It must be a pain trying to convince you to have any fun with 'em.

[nmc0204]

Look me in the face and ask yourself how many friends you think I have, then say that again.

[ .... sh–she's kidding? she's probably kidding.

wait, never mind, this is ryoko we're talking about. of course she's not kidding. ]

[milfcoded]

[Ohhhhh my goooood don't just admit that!!

DO YOU KNOW HOW BAD SHE FEELS FOR YOU NOW???]

Don't tell me you don't got no friends.

[Said as an exasperated sigh that sounds like she knows the answer to her own question.]

[nmc0204]

Would you rather I lie to you?

[ such a social butterfly........ ]

I have more important things to do in this sector than worry about making friends, anyway.

[milfcoded]

[AuuuuuugGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH goddammit Ryoko you're talking and she isn't even listening, she can't get that out of her head. It's bad enough Ryoko doesn't have any friends, it's worse somehow that she just admits to it so easily?

Why does she even care so much? Why was she cursed to care so much about girls and their wellbeing. This fucking sucks.]

...

Alright, you dope. We're gonna hang out.

[Nailed it.]

[nmc0204]

... excuse me?!

[ said in a "I'm giving you a chance to take that back and say literally anything else" sort of tone as opposed to an "I genuinely misheard" one. ]

Don't you have shopping to be doing?

[milfcoded]

I can do both, Shinonome. Consider this shopping adjacent.

[Said with the tone of your mother telling you she doesn’t care if you think it’s unfair she’s still going.]

You said it yourself you don’t got nothin’ better to do.

[What she said was she didn’t have time to make friends, because of SIU stuff probably, which to Yuki qualifies as “nothing better to do”.]

[nmc0204]

[ SHE'S BEEN CAUGHT IN A TRAP OF HER OWN CREATION??? ]

And are you really telling me that you don't?! You said you were out shopping for Minami – why don't you go and find her to spend time with instead?

[ natsuno don't fail her now ]

1/2

[milfcoded]

[oh this is too good you're precious ryoko

BUT SHE CAN'T LET ON!!!!!!!!]

[milfcoded]

What, you mean while I'm shoppin' for her present?

You're smarter than that, ain'tcha?

[hehehehHEHEHEHE

DONT UNDERESTIMATE THE GREAT DETECTIVE OF SAKURA HIGH SCHOOL]

[nmc0204]

Well–!

[ Come up with something. Anything. So long as it gets you out of this. ]

Don't you have any other friends to spend time with?

[ SOMETHING SMARTER THAN THAT ]