60th ♫ | i cover this love, trap it down but still it shows – dyed the color of a rose

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2022 VALENTINE'S ❤ CALL ME OUT

Ryoko Shinonome
13 Sentinels

Yuri
DDLC

Bryn Pendragon
Original

Erina Estival
Original

Lambda
Original

Sophie Summerhelm
Original

Stella Roselaid
Original

Rin Asunaro
Shelter

A WHOLESOME CMO FOR ALL YOUR VALENTINE'S SCENARIO NEEDS!!

This can be any kind of Valentine's related nonsense you like, shippy or otherwise!! Just pop a comment down below shouting out one of the lovely ladies above and let's play out some wholesome mushy Valentine's nonsense.

Other characters are also available so feel free to ask after them! The characters listed above are just the ones I'm feelin the most right now.

Need a prompt? Check out one of the memes below!

POTENTIALLY HANDY PROMPTS:
High School AU Meme | Shippy & Platonic Fluffy Scenarios Meme | Shameless Shipping Meme | Affectionate Physical Contact

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Comments

[zweihandler]

... [ In a considerably warmer tone this time: ] Huh.

[ Yeah, sure this could be from anyone. But it just to happens to be from an anyone that Erina has a considerably hard time being rude or abrasive or any of her usual responses to. It's Penny and Penny's so sweet and sincere that it makes Erina unwillingly sincere in response and on today of all days, that might just kill her.

So after a moment of mulling, she whips out her phone, snaps a photo and whizzes off a message. ]

damn i'm more popular than i thought

ATTACHED IMAGE: valentines.png

[in4apounding]

[There is exactly the length of a pause one might expect from someone trying very hard not to look like they were waiting to hear something.]

Of course you are!! And happy Valentine Day.




Did you like it? A lot of effort went into that. I think

probably

since I don't know for sure

[can't hiccup over texts]

[zweihandler]

for sure it's a real mystery

i was thinking of getting a private investigator in on it. you know any people.

"who is the dumbest possible choice here" I asked myself writing this

[in4apounding]

Mister Doo has mentioned solving mysteries a few times.

I think.

And you could probably pay him in snacks.


[There's another, slightly longer pause between messages.]


wait don't detectives usually only investigate crimes though

mother of god

[zweihandler]

well yeah. this is a clear and present crime ain't it? they sent me a gun. that's a threat to my life, polendina.

[ this is so mean, but. she is physically incapable of not messing with Penny a little bit. ]

[in4apounding]

[One more pause, almost palpable in its tension, before a barrage of individual texts.]

yes

yes it very obviously is

this is very serious

as your friend and bodyguard and definitely not someone who would mold chocolate into any kind of weapon ever i will personally investigate this

for you

and bring the perpetrator to valentine's justice

[zweihandler]

you sure about that? i dunno if you've got the guts for it, penny. i've got a real gruesome punishment in mind for the person who laid this out.

[in4apounding]

[erina you are a cruel, cruel woman]

of course i'm gutsy enough
my guts are literally metal
metal guts
not squishy at all
and not panicking whatsoever



What punishment did you have in mind?

[zweihandler]

homoerotic sword fight. possibly at sunset? we'll see how the schedule works out.

[in4apounding]

[There is a long, long delay.]

So you're going to seduce them, make them fall in love, and then kill them.

That's


fitting

I guess

[zweihandler]

what? no

penny i'm inviting you to have a homoerotic sword fight with me

[in4apounding]

I

what




erina thank you but
I can't help you execute this person



this person is me
I'm sorry
i confess

2/2

[in4apounding]

OR WAIT DO YOU MEAN YOU KNEW

[zweihandler]

OF COURSE I KNEW IT WAS YOU PENNY WE WERE DOING A BIT

[in4apounding]

I'M BAD AT COMEDY I'M SORRY

1/2

[zweihandler]

OK LET'S REWIND THIS CONVO AND START AGAIN. ONE SEC

[zweihandler]

penny look at this cool chocolate sword i got for valentines, did you send it, y/n

[in4apounding]

No!





Yes. Yes, definitely, it took a long time to mold. Trying to lie about it would be REALLY CONFUSING and I'm not sure I understand what the point would be anyway.

Did you like it?

[zweihandler]

are you kidding???? i love this fucking thing. i'm frothing at the mouth trying to decide if i want to eat it or just keep it forever and have it over my mantlepiece or wherever. how in the hell did you even make it??

[in4apounding]

I think it would probably melt eventually if you tried keeping it forever!! Please eat it, I am almost certain chocolate is meant to be enjoyed like that.

And I made it with lots of trial and error, mostly.

[zweihandler]

if i start eating this thing sharp end first will it send me to the ER. i'm gonna do it anyway but i figured i should ask first.

[in4apounding]

Not unless you've got an allergy to chocolate!



You don't have a chocolate allergy, do you?

Erina?

[zweihandler]

not


that i know of???

i mean if i was it's a little late for that. i've been eating chocolate my entire life and haven't died YET? stay tuned

[in4apounding]

Okay. Okay!

Staying tuned.

[...there's maybe fifteen minutes or so, and then there will be a knocking at Erina's door.]

Val-utations, Erina! I thought I could stay tuned in person. If you don't mind.

For no reason. [hic] ...I got worried about surprise allergies.

[zweihandler]

[ There's the usual clatter and commotion of Erina making her way across her room, because she can't do anything like a normal person, but when she opens the door to see Penny stood there... she looks fine.

Of course, she immediately follows it up with: ]

Thank God you're here, Polendina. My life was just starting to flash before my eyes.