58th ♫ | i heard it – that day's "snow show song"

[mytarget]

WINTER HOLIDAY ❤ 2021 CMO

CHRISTMAS IS INCOMING so here's a CMO for pumping our brains gull of winter holiday serotonin! obviously you can use this for other winter holidays from other cultures but i'm doing christmas and fantasy christmas because i morph into an elf on the shelf at exactly midnight on november 1st like a werewolf curse

As well as prompts, this post can also be used for IC gift giving! Feel free to just tap my toplevels for a gift-giving starter if that's what you want.

Feel free to also use this as a meme/mingle/CMO or whatever for your own characters! Include prompts or don't, I ain't the boss of you.

POTENTIALLY HANDY PROMPTS:

RP Scenario Generator | Mistletoe Meme | Seasonal Greetings Meme | Winter Wonderland Meme | Body Heat Meme | Family Meme

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[in4apounding]

[It's a crisp winter morning. Snow covers the ground in a crunchy icing, your breath hangs in the air, the entire outdoor world feels like peppermint, there's a tactical barrage of snowballs rocketing towards you from an unseen vantage point.]

[That's probably fine.]

[zweihandler]

[ Erina – foolish, naïve Erina – takes herself out on a jog on this nice, crisp, winter morning with zero expectation of any foul play turning out to be afoot. Honestly, she's kind of not really thinking of anything at all – she zones out pretty hard when she's jogging her usual route. So she's completely unprepared for the flurry of snowballs coming her way and they just... pelt into her body with no resistance.

Clobbered by snow, Erina makes a very unflattering noise and topples over into the snow.

She does not move. ]

[in4apounding]

[It takes a few seconds, but as Erina lies in the snow, Penny comes trotting over happily, wearing a token red scarf against the cold and toting an impressively large snowball launcher, because of course.]

Erina! This means I win, right?

[zweihandler]

[ Erina stays... unsettlingly still in the snow.

She's still breathing, right? Right???? ]

[in4apounding]

Erina? Are you well?

[Penny crunches over to Erina's prone, Saiba-man'd form, crouching beside her.]

I'm sorry, I didn't think you'd take losing so hard-

[zweihandler]

[ And the instant Penny stoops down beside her, Erina surges back into motion, with an enormous ball of snow clutched in her hands. ]

Vengeance! DEATH BEFORE DISHONOR!

[ And she just dunks it right on poor Penny's head. WAR IS AT HAND ]

[in4apounding]

Ah-!

[Yeah, that's a whole lot of snow on this poor gingerbot's head.]

[You deceptive monster.]

[But Penny springs back, reloading the launcher and returning fire as she runs for some kind of cover.]

I'M GLAD I DIDN'T HURT YOUR FEELINGS ERINA BUT VICTORY WILL BE MINE!

[zweihandler]

WHEN HELL FREEZES OVER, POLENDINA!

[ Her threat comes off as pretty weedy given that she's already covered in snow and she's making futile attempts to return fire with powdery handfuls she hasn't had time to pack into actual snowballs. Determined to save at least some face, Erina scrabbles behind cover and starts furiously assembling snowballs. ]

Who even put you up to this horseshit?!

[in4apounding]

WELL THAT'S JUST SILLY, HADES IS SUPPOSED TO BE REALLY H-oh.

[This is all said without notable pause in the careful, timed barrage of snowballs. It's an aggressive assault, but even Penny needs time to pack snow into proper ballistic shape.]

And I PUT ME UP TO THIS! I got you a launcher too and I figured you'd want to see it in action first!

[pew pew pew]

[zweihandler]

A WHAT– okay, TIME OUT–

[ She doesn't have a white flag to wave so she just sort of sticks up her hand and waves it to signal a pause before she cautiously pokes her head up over cover. ]

A snowball launcher? You're not shitting me? They just make those?

[in4apounding]

[There's a short pause.]

[One last snowball flies in Erina's direction with a soft 'thwip'.]

Kind of? I mean. They don't, really. No. But my Dad's not just 'them'.

[was Pietro in whatever this setting was before this very tag, probably not but I refuse to be stopped]

[zweihandler]

[ With great feeling. ] Jesus. The most impressive thing Mom makes is bread. And like, it's good bread. But it's not rocket launcher good.

[ She half-heartedly returns fire with a snowball that doesn't even come close to hitting Penny. ]

There's seriously one for me, too?

[in4apounding]

Dad is very smart. ...I'm not sure if he can make bread, but I bet if he did it would be delicious.

[Penny has a lot of faith in her dad.]

But yes! If you want it.

[zweihandler]

[ At this, Erina finally lifts herself up from behind her (admittedly flimsy) cover. ]

For real? No shit? I don't have to sign, like, a release or something in case I snipe someone's head clean off with the thing?