54th ♫ | i'll love you forever on one two and three

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2021 VALENTINE'S ❤ CALL ME OUT

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The Caligula Effect

Yuri
DDLC

Honoka Kousaka
Love Live!

Anika Quinn
Original

Bryn Pendragon
Original

Camellia
Original

Sophie Summerhelm
Original

Stella Roselaid
Original

Yuuri Wakasa
School-Live!

Rin Asunaro
Shelter

Akane Shinjo
SSSS.Gridman

Karin Miyoshi
Yuki Yuna is a Hero

A WHOLESOME CMO FOR ALL YOUR VALENTINE'S SCENARIO NEEDS!!

This can be any kind of Valentine's related nonsense you like, shippy or otherwise!! Just pop a comment down below shouting out one of the lovely ladies abov and let's play out some wholesome mushy Valentine's nonsense.

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Comments

[gorira]

[ She yanks Erina's arm in to cover her mouth with her free hand, only half aware that their elbows are still interlocked. She has to make a concerted effort not to make coffee come out of her nose-- ]

Were you sitting on that stupid pun and waiting to use it on me for weeks, or did you just come up with it in the spur of the moment?! Either way, you bet your ass I fucking hate it!

[ And it gets worse. ]

You had a perfectly good chance to use cutlassment, and you wasted it! For Gods' sakes, even has "ass" in the name! It would have been perfect!

[zweihandler]

[ Erina fucking loses it, because of course she does. That was exactly the response she was aiming for. Thankfully though, she chokes on her coffee a little and spills some of it because she's laughing so hard, so the scales of karma are somewhat balanced. ]

You really think I have the patience to sit on dumb shit like that for weeks when I know it makes you this mad!

[ A horrible, wretched girl. She's still laughing. ]

Cutlassment. God. You have literally no right to get angry at me for my shitty sword jokes again for the rest of our lives.

[gorira]

L-look, you go to sword school, so I'm sorry that my shitty sword jokes aren't up to snuff! I'll fucking workshop it or something!

[ When did the sound of that obnoxious, bombastic laughter stop making her furious, and start making her chest feel weird? Her cheeks have colored, embarrassed now for two completely different reasons, but more importantly... ]

You're making a damn mess! Oh my God, just hold still...

[ For Christ's sake, this goblin girl is laughing so hard that there's coffee dribbling down her cheek. She stops them in her tracks and unlinks her arm, just so she can use the thumb-side of her lightly clenched free hand to wipe the mess of coffee dribbling down Erina's mouth.

The side of her hand lingers by her chin for just an instant too long, before she whips it right back and tries to hide her expression behind another sip of her own coffee. ]

...But I guess you've got a point. No damn patience at all...

[zweihandler]

[ She has the good(?) grace(????) to stop chortling when Chitoge starts dabbing at her face, but this just has the effect of making her face scrunch up in a way that makes her glee at dunking on her entirely too obvious. She has way too much fun picking on Chitoge. In another life where they went to school together or something, she was definitely pulling her pigtails during recess. ]

Nope. It's like the human concept of 'shame'. I just never developed it.

[ Which sounds uncomfortably believable for Erina, considering her... Erinaness. She gives Chitoge a friendly nudge with her elbow, as if to make up for it, though. ]

I guess it's working for someone though. I literally haven't gotten a Valentine from someone since like, third grade.

[gorira]

[ Ass. At least Chitoge doesn't seem too bothered, after all of the fussing; the little elbow jab is enough to get a chuckle out of her right back, though she can't help but feel like she misses the feeling of slinking her arm back in there. She can't exactly rationalize an excuse to do that, though, now that she's not tugging her along by the arm anymore... ]

Me neither, actually, now that you mention it. Maybe longer than that...It stopped being, y'know, in vogue to give Valentines to everyone in the class? It was kinda like how you got the "sportsmanship" award for just showin' up, 'cause they didn't want you to feel bad for not getting any trophies...

[ Forget the playground; the idea of these two playing any kind of youth sport together as kids can't end in anything other than catastrophe. Even with all of the athletic ability between the two of them, they'd be too busy bickering to earn any points-- ]

Different people just value different shit sometimes, you know? Like, if you're someone who's got a lotta patience, you can afford to have a thing for someone with a little less. And if you're someone who doesn't like taking shit from anyone, you don't mind sticking with someone who's shameless.

[ Gee, it sure does sound like she's speaking from experience, here? ]