[ Erina fucking loses it, because of course she does. That was exactly the response she was aiming for. Thankfully though, she chokes on her coffee a little and spills some of it because she's laughing so hard, so the scales of karma are somewhat balanced. ]

You really think I have the patience to sit on dumb shit like that for weeks when I know it makes you this mad!

[ A horrible, wretched girl. She's still laughing. ]

Cutlassment. God. You have literally no right to get angry at me for my shitty sword jokes again for the rest of our lives.