42nd ♫ | a moment in time, a blink, not long at all.

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VOICETEST FOR LABRYS from PERSONA 4 ARENA

This is a CMO/general voicetest post for Labrys from Persona 4 Arena BECAUSE I USED TO PLAY HER ONCE AND I MISS HER AND SHE'S SO CUTE I JUST WANT TO PLAY HER AGAIN OKAY!!!

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i told yo it'd be both of them bro, i warned you

[in4apounding]

[So, the rules of the game are simple. Pick a stock phrase of flirtation out of a hat and see how it goes. Simple, right?]

Salutations! I- um.

[Yeah she's gonna take a second to squint down at the little piece of paper in her hand. She's positive this is wrong, but she's going to try it anyway. It's the rules.]

"I seem to have lost my scroll number. Could I have yours?" ...Well that's just ridiculous, that's not at all how personal numbers work.

[unit31]

Yer what number?

[ Okay, hold on, let her scoot in as well so she can take a look at the bit of paper Penny's holding. ]

Uh... well, that's what it says. What's what s'pposed ta mean, anyways?

[ this is going to be the blind leading the fucking blind ]

[in4apounding]

The personal contact number for my scroll?

[She pulls out what's basically a slightly more futuristic smartphone to demonstrate. Contacts on display seem to be limited to 'Father', 'Friend Ruby', 'Mr. Ironwood', 'Ms. Winter's, and 'Partner Ciel'.]

The only way to really LOSE it would be to forget it and then lose the scroll itself, though, so just having someone else's wouldn't really help.

[unit31]

Maybe the idea's t'confuse someone so much they just do whatever you say without thinkin' about it too hard.

[ But probably not. ]

You think any of this stuff even works?

[in4apounding]

Oh, that seems like a really rude way to approach romance.

[It's confusing enough on its own without trying to intentionally confuse and manipulate people with unclear requests.]

It must on some level, or people wouldn't do it, would they? Even if it's not very nice.

[She selects another slip of paper.]

"Feel my shirt, it's made of girlfriend material"? ....My clothes are not made of people, that's terrible.

[unit31]

[ You'd think this one would fly over her head too but Labrys squints at the paper for a moment then makes an utterly disgusted face.

Because it's a pun. And she learned to swim in the deep end when it comes to puns. ]

Ugh, I get this one. It's real bad, though. It's like... man, how do I explain it... "girlfriend material"'s kinda like a sayin'. Like, you're tryin' to say you'd make a good girlfriend for someone. It's dumb.

[in4apounding]

[Dot dot dot.]

O-o-h. I get it!

[And just. Gross laughing. Sorry Labrys.]

[unit31]

[ GROOOOAAAAN. ]

Aww, c'mon Penny-chan, not you too! I already gotta put up with a whole buncha punsters. I ain't gonna let you turn into one of 'em!

[in4apounding]

[TOO LATE]

[She is- not SNORTING with laughter, she's not quite biological enough for that, but she's lost in the sauce here.]

I'm sorry! Sorry. It's just- that's actually kind of clever!

[unit31]

That's one word for it, for sure.

[ she has done nothing wrong ever in her life and this is what she gets!!! ]

The rest of 'em ain't puns too, are they?

[in4apounding]

I'm not sure?

[Picking another one. FOR SCIENCE.]

"If I said you had a nice body, would you-" what?

[She thinks for a second.]

...I think that's kind of a pun but it's very rude.

[unit31]

[ With great feeling: ] Yikes.

I'm startin' to think we're probably better off keepin' all these pickup lines to ourselves. If we start goin' around and droppin' these on people, who knows what kindsa trouble we'll get into.

[in4apounding]

Hm. Maybe we should find a shredder or- I don't know, some place to burn them? Just to be safe. Would burning be too much?

[Would the potential pollution outweigh the potential figurative noise pollution from these things?]

[unit31]

I figure we can just toss 'em in the recycling? If we can find some place with a recyclin' bin for paper and junk.

[ The environment is important!!! ]

[in4apounding]

That would get rid of them, but someone might accidentally read one while they're being sorted or processed.

[And that would be terrible.]

Do you have any markers? We could black them all out first.

[unit31]

Uh, I can see if I got one...

[ She pats herself down for a moment, then digs into the pocket of her skirt and emerges with a ballpoint pen. ]

S'not a marker, but we could probably get some good scribbles outta it.

[in4apounding]

Hm.

[She takes the offered pen and scribbles over the slip of paper in her hand for a moment, pausing to consider her work.]

What do you think, illegible enough?

[unit31]

Hm...

[ She squints at it for a moment. ]

Maybe try doin' that thing where you write over it with a whole buncha other stuff? Then you just see a whole jumble a' letters instead of any real words.

[in4apounding]

Okay, let me see.

[She writes over the already-scribbled text a few times. It might just be the names of everyone she knows repeated.]

How about now?