[ God, there she goes with that dinner and taste crap again with him... he's an insect, you know! Most would be wigged out by the idea of eating him! Wait, shit, he's taking this way too literally.
He scoffs and banishes the brief flushing of his cheeks. Damn it, he's not usually this easy to irritate... actually, that's a lie, he's the easiest person to irritate in all of Chaldea. The difference is that he's usually good about keeping his outbursts limited to violent passive aggressiveness, if not concealed completely whenever he's in his brighter form.
But this one... what the hell, she always manages to rub him in exactly the wrong way. It's like the way Artoria or Ritsuka gets under his skin, except somehow way more embarrassing. ]
Ugh... the last thing anybody needs was you two getting chummy. I couldn't care less.
[ Wrong, because Nagiko and Ai combined would be the worst possible combination if they both decide to pester him. One could argue that a certain Alter Ego would be more bothered by increased assaults involving tangerine juice to the eyes, but Oberon would like to argue that he would have it much, much worse.
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[ God, there she goes with that dinner and taste crap again with him... he's an insect, you know! Most would be wigged out by the idea of eating him! Wait, shit, he's taking this way too literally.
He scoffs and banishes the brief flushing of his cheeks. Damn it, he's not usually this easy to irritate... actually, that's a lie, he's the easiest person to irritate in all of Chaldea. The difference is that he's usually good about keeping his outbursts limited to violent passive aggressiveness, if not concealed completely whenever he's in his brighter form.
But this one... what the hell, she always manages to rub him in exactly the wrong way. It's like the way Artoria or Ritsuka gets under his skin, except somehow way more embarrassing. ]
Ugh... the last thing anybody needs was you two getting chummy. I couldn't care less.
[ Wrong, because Nagiko and Ai combined would be the worst possible combination if they both decide to pester him. One could argue that a certain Alter Ego would be more bothered by increased assaults involving tangerine juice to the eyes, but Oberon would like to argue that he would have it much, much worse.
Hell, it's already awful with just Ai alone. ]