[Akaya, the Butcher of the PSLs and Meme Threads...
Aaaaand now here they are and she has to deal with what she said.]
Ah! My apologies, Ser Eglantine, but I misspoke. I meant--[what was the word she came up with last time]--the inanimate weapons. While you are certainly no less dangerous, I don't believe we could secure you in the locker room in any meaningful way,
[There. That clarifies her intent, explains why Eglantine is excluded without being disrespectful, and doesn't include any unnecessary comments that would lead to four weeks of jokes at Arianna's expense.
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Akaya, the Butcher of the PSLs and Meme Threads...Aaaaand now here they are and she has to deal with what she said.]
Ah! My apologies, Ser Eglantine, but I misspoke. I meant--[what was the word she came up with last time]--the inanimate weapons. While you are certainly no less dangerous, I don't believe we could secure you in the locker room in any meaningful way,
[There. That clarifies her intent, explains why Eglantine is excluded without being disrespectful, and doesn't include any unnecessary comments that would lead to four weeks of jokes at Arianna's expense.
Wait. That's not a period, it's a comma. Oh no.]
short of tying you up or similar.