Oh, no. [Charlotte puts her hand to the mouth, looking for all the world like she's trying to suppress a giggle. (She, of course, finds no humor in this. It just seemed like the appropriate response.)] It would be quite the challenge to live up to your legend, but I'm not too concerned with such things. Really, the only trouble your reputation has caused me are some people being disappointed when they ask for an autograph and I have to clarify my identity.

[The ones who found her hellish transformation more cool than terrifying, at least.]