[ Dryly: ] Your Christmas present to me can be making sure I'm not around to see either of those things happen.

[ At this point, she's certain if you added up all the times she has endured Parker and Ruby being.... well, Parker and Ruby, it would add up to days of her life gone.

But it's Christmas, so she'll keep that to herself and just let Parker fuss. She gets the feeling that just letting her Fuss Energy out is how Parker enjoys Christmas. ]

You're definitely making me feel underdressed, though. Is that what you're supposed to wear to Christmas parties in America?