zweihandler: (pretty girl: *approaches me*)
Erina Estival ([personal profile] zweihandler) wrote in [community profile] sweetdevil 2021-03-02 07:47 pm (UTC)

[ Erina grumbles spectacularly but allows herself to be led away by the arm instead of making a scene... or escalating the scene she's already made, I guess. Chitoge is saved from further embarrassment for another day - but Erina has to put up with Zwei tittering to herself in the back of her mind and she does her level best to shove the feel out of as far out of her skull as she can get. ]

Oh, could be. You know, I think you've hit it on the head. [ She gives Chitoge what can only be described as a shit eating grin. You set up this bit, she's going to run with it until someone physically intervenes. ] Girls with swords are hot as hell so what's hotter than a girl who literally is an actual sword? You've cracked it. She's a hot piece of–

[ A pause, as Erina, for once in her fucking life, thinks her words over. ]

Can I even call her a hot piece of ass if she doesn't actually have an ass?

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