Oh, that seems like a really rude way to approach romance.

[It's confusing enough on its own without trying to intentionally confuse and manipulate people with unclear requests.]

It must on some level, or people wouldn't do it, would they? Even if it's not very nice.

[She selects another slip of paper.]

"Feel my shirt, it's made of girlfriend material"? ....My clothes are not made of people, that's terrible.